Wednesday, July 23, 2008

For A-Rod, all publicity is good publicity


Alex Rodriguez has finally hit on the formula for success: get it on with Madonna. The tabloid media are acting as if A-Rod has something to be ashamed of, but they've got it all wrong. Even if there is a sex tape of him and Madonna, it's not going to hurt him. That's because you never lose by being seen coming out of Madonna's apartment. For people in the entertainment industry, it's the equivalent of a parish priest having a lengthy private audience with the Pope. When you come out, your stock goes up. Jose Canseco was a Popeye-esque slugger until paparazzi on the Madonna beat spotted him exiting chez Femme Materiel. Dennis Rodman was a punk who died his hair until Madonna asked him to come up and see her sometime. And now it's A-Rod who's collecting the benefits.

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New York Yankees Monopoly By Bayho

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